A LITTLE MORE HUMOR:

 "When people come to me and say they are skeptical, wanting a test reading, stating what are you picking up on me, I explain that when I pick up information, I get so much information,
 that I could only give them general information unless they are specific in what they are looking for in their scheduled session. If they still insist, I strain really hard, thinking and focusing, then I turn to them seriously and I tell them I am picking up that you want a free reading," that breaks the ice.

A LITTLE MORE HUMOR:

Last week, when I was being pulled this way and that as a clairvoyant psychic medium, every day was hectic and beyond, I was thinking that I needed some balance here, I said out loud,  "I sure wish I could find a happy medium." Suddenly it dawned on me what I had just said and I started to laugh, which helped tremendously. (Clairvoyant Psychic Medium Rose Schwab)

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Words to live by...............

       Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
       spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

        My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
 Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

        The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
 heavy  breathing again.

       I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't
 lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

      I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
what I'm doing.

        I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy  me.

    I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

     The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

        If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

       And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.